The World Around Ewe
Verb - [A-meal-ore-ate] 1. handling a dangerous situation without violence 2. Reacting calmly to a threatening presence Example - I was able to ameliorate when the bloke pulled out his knife, I'm actually that good at ameliorating that he bought me a pint later that day
Noun - [an-a-kron-ist-ick] A person who is purposely late to everything - holds a total disregard for time. Example - Gainor is late to every single thing she attends she is a total anachronist.
Noun - [buk-jum-pur] A hunter involved in a deer cull Example - The buckjumpers tend to meet up to swap stories on the last night of the cull. They have a venison feast, using the meat hung from the first kill.
Noun - [Cal-ip-ee-gee-un] 1. A person who makes leg supports for the world of medicine. 2. A person who manufactures or aides in the manufacture of surveying equipment. Example - 1.Joanne was mighty disappointed when she opened her seemingly small parcel from the callipygian. after all she is 6ft4. 2. Captain Jo Anne was very confused by the arrival of a 3 foot box the morning before she set off on her around the world adventure.
Noun - [em-jam-ber-ment] Unwarranted singing in public places, usually undertaken by intoxicated individuals. Example - The enjambement really unsettled the other mourners at Anthony's wake.
Exclamation - [oi-you-ay] A way of explaining your discontent towards somebody else's actions Example - {Carl's neighbour is hitting his dog in the garden} "Euouae, stop it!"
Adjective - [fas-sh-ist-ick] Purposely having the appearance of a dictator or villain. Example - James decided having a fascistic fringe would make him appear more serious at job interviews, but the cape hindered his chances.
Adjective [Je-ree-man-der-in] A boring, mind numbing experience. Example - The torture was horrendous, they tied her up, strapped her to a chair and proceeded to paint the walls floor around her. They used cheap paint - the cheapest. The torturers were methodical in their work and doused the paint brushes in white spirit, when they left the room it is claimed that they played nursery rhymes on repeat for the next two days. The victim was quoted in the papers as saying "the combination of.....